Sno Cones and Candy
It’s worth walking twenty minutes in the stagnant heat, dripping in sweat to get a Handsome Dan’s home made sno-cone just to cool yourself off from said walk.
The place has excited me ever since I saw the sign which included the flavor “Earl Grey Cream”, an ice cream delight introduced to me by Van Leeuwen a few years back. It’s delicious and lighter than regular ice cream.
The space, which I believe was once a boutique beer spot, is a gleaming white mecca for classic candy lovers and I’ll admit, I had no self restraint. I saw jawbreakers and that was it – I was cramming stuff into a mason jar before I even read that it cost, like twelve dollars.
It’s pricey, but jawbreakers and runts are hard to come by and honestly, at this exact moment in my life, where I am denied so, so many things – booze, eggs sunny side up and salami to just name a few, where I’m so sore that even turning in my bed aches, but if I don’t the leg on the bottom will start to hurt – at this point in my life, if I want to shove as much candy as I want into a twelve dollar jar and then my face, then I am going to do that.
Handsome Dan is super nice too, so I’m happy to help him stay in business.

Aurelio Zen
At The Chelsea Market
Ladies Gone Wild

at Smorgasburg and 284 Van Brunt Street
55 Coogan Blvd. Mystic, CT

from Mmmm… is for Mommy
by John Stewart (1979)
Red Headed Stranger
I feel so lucky that Van will grow up with a dad as awesome as my own.