When you pick up this seven pack of gum from Sunrise Mart for a buck, ninety-nine, you might think it will last you the whole week. In reality, it might last you the rest of the afternoon. The gum flavors, as common as orange and as exotic and peach or melon start off sugary and full of flavor enough, but it really takes no time at all to suddenly notice you're chewing on something slimy that tastes distinctively like absolutely nothing.
So why am I recommending it? Well, ninety nine cents for the initial flavor and the adorable packaging and a buck for the oddball details found in any Japanese product, like this surprise graphic of a gay space warrior.