This is quite a hit at Christmas parties and school functions, when my dad tends to pull it out of his bag of tricks. One of his classics:
Mickey and Minnie mouse are in court getting a divorce.
The judge asks: “Mr Mouse, do really expect the court to grant you a divorce on the grounds that your wife is crazy?”
Mickey says: “Your honor, I never said she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!”
Dad is also a huge fan of Leeeroy Jenkins, which I've already recommended it. Here, watch it if you missed it the first time or just want to see it again.
But what do you think?