The only people that don't love a good French kiss are the ones not participating. Which is fair, because the noises can be uniquely disturbing (I think we've all been stuck in a room with a horny couple that can't help themselves.)
And while there is no proof or even rational assumption that the kiss was invented by the French, apparently the world gives the French so much sexual kudos that we've named the most beloved of kisses after them; after all I can scarcely imagine what an American, or, excuse me, “Freedom Kiss” would be, but it does not have the same romantic ring to it.
But what do you think?