Why am I embarrassed? “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!!?” I have a crush on Chris Tucker. The same Chris Tucker who was the king of the hill, making us (well, maybe not you maybe–but someone) laugh in Rush Hour one day, then the next day, had fallen off the face of the earth.
Honestly, aside from this promotional Rush Hour photo (in which his smile is no less than dazzling, you have to admit) the only photo readily available on-line is this mug shot from his arrest for driving 109 mph. He claims he was late for church and (note the respectable tie and flaming orange sweater) I for one believe him.
His website looks like a men's warehouse ad, except it's still “under construction” while the Men's Warehouse site is actually functional.
Honestly, did he die or do something terrible? Oh god, and I almost forgot about his turn in the Fifth Element! And this is the man that I have an inexplicable crush on. Crush Hour 2.
But what do you think?