What can I say? I know, I know, Noddy Holder looks like Tom Baker meets a Leprechaun meets an Austin Powers extra, with a hair of Robert Plant thrown in.

And I know, this is what he ends up looking like.

But honestly after watching him perform Cuz I Love You and this week's song pick Darling Be Home Soon back in the day as the leader singer for Slade, don't you just want to crawl up next to him and his huge old man hat and weird beard on a plaid couch and just talk about happy things until you fall in love with each other?

I'll take Jim Lea too, while we're at it.