Walk the Line was bad. All it did was make Johnny Cash seem way lamer and whinier than I thought he was. Phoenix still stands unscathed as a major contemporary hunk however.

I think he will always be on my list because of his smoldering performance as a high school student in To Die For. Anyone else a huge fan of the blow job scene? I thought so. And no, we are not pervy, young Joaquin was 21 at the time. The same scene in Parenthood would be a different story.