Picks for the week of December 31st, 2007

Movies of the week

The Bourne Ultimatum

bourne ultimatumWhen the long winded chase scenes with explosions and running and jumping and cars and motorcycles and stunts and super human feats comes along in most action movies, I tend to zone out. Despite the makers' concerted efforts to dazzle moviegoers with non stop action in films like The Island, Tomb Raider, etc. etc. – they just end up boring me to tears. Except in this case.

Somehow the entire Bourne trilogy manages to genuinely excite and thrill, even though it's made up almost entirely of what tends to be the worst parts of other movies. The final(?) installment, The Bourne Ultimatum, is no exception; it's a tight, tense thriller that leaves you breathless. And no one can argue that these are just plain entertaining to both men and women, which is rare for an action film.

Part of the credit goes to director Paul Greengrass, a master at capturing mayhem. He shot to critical stardom with his realistic portrayal of the Northern Ireland uprising of 1972 in Bloody Sunday and has continued to develop an exhilarating career, particularly with the last two Bourne installments. One can't forget the writing either when giving credit to the film's achievement – both the original material, the novels of Robert Ludlum, and the screenwriters responsible for putting his words into action.

The chase scenes, of which there are many, are truly remarkable and Jason Bourne, portrayed by Matt Damon (who deserves all the praise these films have earned him), relies on smarts as much as brawn to escape repeatedly from the multitude of people hunting him down.

To fully experience the awesome powers of Bourne, you should rent all three movies.

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Songs of the week

Get Me Bodied

get me bodied beyonce bet robotOh boy, this category was really near impossible. I'm a total dunce when it comes to new music and I found it hard to know even where to begin to locate bands that I might like. I went to all the websites and top lists of the year, I heard a lot of the singles that were popular and critically acclaimed, and I walked away from it all thinking that most popular indie rock sounds more boring and annoying than ever and that dance music has sunk to a new low.

I asked my sister on Christmas Eve if she had any insights and she instantly pointed me towards Get Me Bodied by Beyonce . Of course! I totally forgot about the goddess of fun dance music; I forgot just how rad she is, niavely assuming that all things popular and current are bad–it wasn't true with Jacqueline Susann, it wasn't true with Sex and the City (go ahead, argue with me) and it's not true with Beyonce. She deserves all the fawning and adoration she gets.

Then, like a divine blessing on the decision to make this hit my song of the week, she appeared on the BET Awards we were watching that night (ends up the Yule Log was not airing Christmas eve as I had hoped, so we decided this was the best TV pairing with cheese, lamb, and Hitachino beer).

Her performance of Get Me Bodied in a robot sarcophgus that turns into shinny gold pants and a bra is almost impossible to describe. We were all stunned by the quality of her voice and her boundless energy for audacious dance moves.

If I had any doubts as to the merits of this professional, exuberant and bewitching woman, they flew out the window while I watched her take the stage. Best song of the year (that I am aware of), and best performance too.

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Hunks of the week

Daniel Craig

daniel craig2007 was the year Daniel Craig became a household name. In the much publicized and debated search for the next Bond, a competition that pitted Clive Owen against Eric Bana, Hugh Jackman against Goran Visnjic (Jim claims that Matthew Perry was also a serious contender, which is absolutely untrue), in the end it was Craig who won the coveted role – a blond! Weirdo fans cried in outrage.

Most of that outrage was quickly quieted by his performance in one of the best reviewed entries in the franchise. I will reserve judgment until I have seen the movie, but I saw the first few scenes and was not surprised to find that Craig is awesome. Even if the movie were bad, it would hardly matter in my eyes.

Daniel Craig stole my heart years ago as the highwayman lover to Moll Flanders in the previously recommended miniseries. His character's name was Jebby, a name that has become synonymous with sex appeal and charm in my mind.

Meanwhile, his career continues to take off.?He's currently weathering the dismal box office performance of the Golden Compass, but is slated to star in I, Lucifer and Bond 22.

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Style Icons: Female of the week

Lilly Allen

lilly allenI don't know, I'm a bit torn about this entry… Am I too old to be mentioning this girl? Until today, I really had very little idea of what or who a Lilly Allen was, except that she's pregnant and looked adorable in the Japanese Elle Girl I saw her in.

After more insight has been gleaned, I feel she may be one of those brassy girls that can be too much to handle. A bundle of nerves and contradictory extremes. She talks about the importance of body image, then drops a ton of weight. She posts photos of herself crying in bed on myspace – where she gained a following and began her career; but rather than seeming just weirdly sad, her openness is also inviting and sweet.

She reminds me of the insecurities and cockiness of a high school girl, and I guess I like her for that. Plus, she dresses in poofy cocktail dresses.

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Desserts of the week

Dessert Truck

dessert truck waffleThis year introduced a lot of ingenious but simple ideas for food and drink–like this weeks drink pick Radegast, a heated beer garden in Williamsburg–and this little spot of sweet tooth heaven, The Dessert Truck, which sits at 8th St. and University.

I went a few months after the buzz had died down on a chilly evening and ordered the seasonal pumpkin mousse for an after dinner surprise for Jim. The quality of the mousse, on which sat a heavenly dollop of toasted meringue, was great, especially for coming out of a tiny truck. The five dollar price tag only sweetens the deal.

The dude working was nice, almost verging on flirty (which I thought was adorable), and the menu he was peddling was filled with numerous alluring tasties like Chocolate Bread Pudding and Vanilla Creme Brulee. The menu changes with the seasons, so even though the caramelized banana waffle creation in the photo and the pumpkin mousse are no longer available this season, look out for other additions in the coming months.

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Spend a Couple Hours of the week

Bowling at Gutter

gutter bar brooklyn bowlingIt's been a great year for Williamsburg. Both a beer garden and a bowling alley opening is cause for celebration alone, but everyone should be over the moon that they both have been done so well.

Gutter has been open for months now, but I visited only recently myself, fearing major crowds from all the excitement its addition to the neighborhood has caused. It is the first bowling alley to open in Brooklyn for fifty years, after all.

We went on a quiet Saturday afternoon at about 4 and while we still had to wait a little less than an hour for our turn at one of the eight lanes, it hardly mattered a bit. See, Gutter also consists of a large, comfy bar where you can wait in the comfort of a booth with a pitcher of Six Point Sweet Action surrounded by vintage weird prints hanging on the walls and tiffany bar lamps overhead advertising various beers and patriotism.

I said it made me feel like I was somewhere like Wisconsin – I've never been to Wisconsin – but despite that fact, I wasn't far off. All the insides of the place were purchased from an old bowling alley in the Midwest, according to Gothamist.

When your number comes up on the light board, it's time to grab your shoes and bowl. The lanes too feel old and worn in, in a good way – though our lane was slightly wonky and took a while to return our balls. Everyone had a great time and in an accomplishment I can only accredit to my Wii bowling practice, I bowled better than ever before. I (seriously) bowled a 20 or so the last time I tried, but scored a respectable 88 at Gutter.

The only problem we found is that we were enjoying ourselves so much that we really wanted to add another game to our session. Due to fairness of the people waiting, though, we had to graciously retire for the evening. So make sure you book enough games for yourself when you get your shoes.

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Places to Visit of the week

Arthur Ave

arthur avenue sopresetta artichokes mozzarellaOn our first visit to Arthur Avenue, we were bummed out to find all the markets were closed (it was a Sunday). Still, we succeeded in procuring some fig pastries and peach shaped cookies from Morrone Pastry Shop and Cafe, an old school shop seemingly run by a gaggle of long finger-nailed girls. Both were yummy in the way that only handmade baked goods can be.

Next we headed to Tra de Noi on a whim, and it turned out to be amazing. Real hearty home cooked Italian, not at all the kind of bland tourist spot one grows weary of in Little Italy. I devoured a heaping dish of clams and pasta and Mike had a plate of poussin that made us all envious and honored just to be able to smell it.

One the next trip, we made sure the markets would be opened and started with the biggest of them all: The Arthur Ave Retail Market. There I was confronted with lots of manly manliness at a counter full of dudes working Mike's Deli who had limited patience for a girl who didn't know exactly which salami she wanted. I ended up just asking for the best one which I was informed was the sopressetta. Best, indeed. It was one of the smoothest and flavorful I have ever had, and it makes the shrink wrapped grocery ones seem insignificant.

We also opted for smoked mozzarella. Actually, a shit load of smoked mozzarella, a hunk so large it looks more like a loaf of bread. Luckily we had a couple extra mouths to help in the devouring (though we've still only dented the monster). Lastly, I could not resist the marinated artichokes, especially since I had been in such an artichoke mood all week with this week's recipe.

We didn't stop there, however. The butcher shops looked too inviting, so I walked out of Biancardi's with a pound of red, lovely filet mignon at a price much lower than most places with half the service. I was tempted to get a rabbit they had hanging in the window – but something like that takes time and planning, so I will have to return once I've found the perfect recipe. Both at Biancardi's and meat stands in the retail market many specialty cuts and parts can be found which was the most exciting thing off all: calf brains, sweetbreads, hearts, livers, tongue, and more! They're all at Arthur Ave. and I am so excited, especially since the butcher we met was so kind and helpful.

2007 saw the revival of A Bronx Tale on Broadway, the Chazz Palminteri one man play about growing up around the Arthur Avenue area.

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TV Shows of the week

30 Rock

30 rockI don't know why, but it took me forever to finally get around to watching an episode of 30 Rock. Where have I been? How did I miss it? Thankfully, both seasons are on DVD, and in a single afternoon, you too can get acquainted with the one of the only genuinely funny sitcoms to have been made in recent memory.

It is sheer brilliance at times, and never really falters throughout both seasons (though I would have cut down the time Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy were in serious relationships). For the most part though, it just keeps getting better. Hence the Emmy Award – although unlike Everybody Loves Raymond (which I found weirdly depressing and not ever funny) this Tina Fey penned gem is more than worthy of the honor. There are lines that will have you laughing out old and repeating to friends. Why, just this weekend when we saw our friend Matthew and 30 Rock was mentioned, he turned to me and said “What am I, a farmer?” If this makes no sense to you, I won't ruin the joke with a poor written attempt to capture the delivery of Alec Baldwin – who is magnificent in his role as a rich mentoring executive.

No seriously – MAGNIFICENT – there is a scene in season two, you'll know it when you come to it – watch that and try to dispute me.

Shockingly, as good as he is, the rest of the cast manages keeps up with him. Not a single character is superfluous or annoying, which is a testament to the writing as well as the actors. Tracy Morgan is hilarious as Tracy Jordan, a difficult and insane former superstar who made a fortune in films like Honky Grandma be Trippin' and President Homeboy. There is no official mention of who or even if he is based on a real person, but there are touches of Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence. Other favorites are the innocent, devoted page Kenneth Parcell, played by Jack McBrayer, and Scott Adsit as the grounded good guy Pete Hornberger.

I really can't recommend this show enough. The ins and outs of producing a SNL type variety show bring to mind the classic Larry Sanders Show, and that is a huge compliment.

New shows were to begin in January but are on hold indefinitely due to the writers strike. If there were ever a place to prove to the bigwigs how important writers are they should sit down and watch 30 Rock, and so should you.

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Recipes of the week

Artichokes Stuffed with Serrano Ham

serrano artichoke 1080 recipes1080 Recipes, a huge, beautifully illustrated book of Spanish cooking is said to be “Spain's answer to the Joy of Cooking“, but not until this year was it available in the U.S.

Greek mythology says the artichoke began when lovely young mortal girl caught the eye of Zeus. He made her into a goddess, but homesickness caused her to sneak back to the world of mortals under Zeus's nose. He found this behavior to be tacky and, in disgust, threw her back to the world she missed so much – transformed into the artichoke plant.

The plant is a popular ingredient in the US, France and, of course, Spain, where this recipe comes from. Serrano ham, a delectable cured meat traditionally produced in the mountains of Spain adds a salty rich flavoring to the stuffing.

The recipe is easy but takes about an hour for cook time alone, so plan accordingly. Also, I am not sure how this was intended to be eaten, but I may have not trimmed the artichoke enough. It was still great but required a bit more participation to eat.

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Books of the week

The Invention of Hugo Cabret

invention of hugo cabretThis is one colossal tome, presumably a bit intimidating for the kids ages 9-12?that it's intended for. No worries though, The Invention of Hugo Cabret is filled with appealing pencil illustrations (also by author Brian Selznick) which are a delight for kids and adults alike.

This well reviewed book tells a simple and magical story of an orphaned boy in 1930s Paris who stumbles upon secrets of his own past and the history of cinema with the help of a seemingly cold old man and his young niece.

Selznick is clearly a lover of cinema and even the illustrations look like stills or storyboards. Much of the information felt like a recap of the history of film class I took in college, so it was no surprise to find out that Selznick is a fellow alum and likely attended the same lectures.

He's the illustrator of other award winning books like The Dinosaurs of Waterhouse Hawkins and Frindle but, as he says, “The Invention of Hugo Cabret is by far the longest and most involved book I've ever worked on.”

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Albums of the week

Security

antibalas securityFinding an album from 2007 that I really loved was not the easiest task either, it took nearly an entire day of research but, in the end, it was the most rewarding and I actually ended up with two that could have easily made the picks. It was great to experience some new music, the exploration lead to some disappointments but more avenues opened to new sounds and new artists.

In short: much was learned. LCD Soundsystem is just regular-ish pop music! M.I.A is alternately pleasing and irritating! Just because a band has an awesome name and album cover does not mean they will sound distinctive!

Well, not sounding distinctive is certainly an issue Antibalas will never have to worry about. The originality of their fourth album, Security, instantly jumped out at me as I scanned the tracks on iTunes, and I bought it right away. A mixture of old school world music, their sound is often associated with the socially conscious afro beat techniques of Fela Kuti, and new soundscape experimentation. My two favorite tracks best describe the dichotomy. “Broken Metal” sounds electric and very new and exciting, while it would not surprise anyone if I told them the equally grand “Sanctuary” was recorded in the seventies.

The band itself, a huge thirteen piece horde, is made up of local boys with some shows in the area coming up.

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Style Icons: Male of the week

Kurt Vonnegut

kurt vonnegutThis year saw the passing of Kurt Vonnegut and I doubt any lover of books of the past several generations was not saddened by the loss.

I'm sure that like many of you, I vividly remember my Vonnegut moment. I was in eighth grade and my a pretty progressive English teacher gave us Cat's Cradle to read. Suddenly a new world was opened to me. Books could be profound and funny! Scifi could be clever and cool! I was smitten with what was my first brush with literary black humor and satire and have since read nearly every novel he's ever written.

Though his legacy as a writer and artist was extraordinary, Vonnegut struggled with depression and survived at least one suicide attempt (as well as the self proclaimed “classy way to commit suicide.” – cigarette smoking).

But with as much sadness as he dealt with, he was a kind and devoted man, a man who adopted the orphaned children of his sister who died of cancer. He was a man who could suffer as he observed the absurdities of mankind yet still has this to say: “A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”

He was a true innovator and an inspiration.

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Restaurants of the week

Perilla

perilla howardThe adjective “nice” has such milquetoast connotations, that to call a dining experience “nice” almost seems like a backhanded compliment. But I promise that I use the term with the best intentions when referring to my experience at Perilla. From the moment my sister and I were seated until the moment we left, everything was just so… nice.

The atmosphere is sedate and comfortable, very classy without feeling stuffy with clean off-white walls and cushy seating. Adding to the serenity was the staff who were accommodating and extremely pleasant.

But a restaurant doesn't survive on pleasantries alone, certainly not one opened by a reality TV star. Harold Dieterle, head chef (and Top Chef winner) seems to have shied away from any ostentatious and obnoxious flare that might be expected from anyone associated with the term “reality TV” – clearly in the aforementioned decor but in the simple presentation of his solid, confident dishes as well.

We started with the refreshing elderflower/prosecco cocktail that I has just?enjoyed at Mike and Shaun's a few nights before – elderflower must be in the air. Next we shared a duck meatball appetizer and some mackerel sashimi – both were really special, the highlights of the meal, particularly the flavorful meatballs, which I would eat daily if possible.

We both opted for fish entrees, Meghan had the special and I had something I can't find on any of the online menus, as the menu is constantly updated. I think one was arctic char? Mine definitely featured a bed of delicious beets…

My apologies, I was wrapped up in conversation and not exactly in blog mode, but I can say we were both very pleased with our dishes, and our plates were left clean.

The night ended with toasty sugar donuts with dipping sauce, a pleasurable comfort dish we devoured with glee.

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Drinks of the week

Radegast

radegast beirgartenThe opening of a 2000 square foot heated beer garden with a retractable roof was anticipated with the kind of excitement only obsessives can muster. Rather than sci fi obsessives waiting for the release of the latest comic book adaptation, Radegast had an army of foodies, beer hounds, and party animals waiting with bated breath. There were a few troubles opening, rumor has it that it had something to do with the C of O and water issues, but when the doors finally were flung open, we were there with a whole gang of friends to honor Mike's birthday.

Initially, two things struck me. First, the space itself is stunning and?massive and manages to feel well worn with love and age even though it's brand new. Second, there was a tangible machismo vibe. The tables are communal, so when confronted with a crowd of tough, rude men – they are not going to give an inch to a bunch of kids and even said so. Such an atmosphere among the patrons colored the beginning of the evening with a barbaric tone, but later on the atmosphere had shifted so much, that it was easily forgiven and forgotten.

By the end of the night, the crowd got younger and younger and larger and larger. So large, in fact, that people were no longer permitted to enter. Be sure to come early, especially on weekends, to avoid the same fate. At about one o'clock, after being there for six hours, we looked around and founds ourselves reeling with jovial, beer hall energy. People were singing, dancing, laughing on table tops and on the floor. It was a special sort of mayhem, a rare bar experience where everyone seems just as happy and loopy as you.

Unfortunately, the only unhappy guy there was a red headed bar tender who yelled at me “What the fuck do you want, a free drink?” after I returned a jagged broken glass (not mine) that I found in the women's bathroom sink and didn't want anyone hurting themselves on. It was an unfortunate bump in the evening, but one jerk shouldn't define an entire business.?Besides, everyone else who works there was sweet as sugar, and the distinguished gray haired gent who runs the door (and it seems the whole establishment) is cool like ice and I think I might love him.

The variety of beer is vast and a pitcher runs about $20 with tip. My absolute favorite is the darker Dunkle option, a deep rich caramel tasting brew. Venison sausage is the best option from the grilled menu. I have yet to venture onto the pricier dinner menu but options like Braised Rabbit a la Radegast served over Viennese Gnocchi sound spectacular.

Opening a beer hall in the neighborhood was ingenious and it was done right. All we need now is a movie theater.?

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Spend a Couple Minutes of the week

Spuyten Duyvil Grocery (Opened June 2007)

spuyten duyvil groceryI have mentioned in the past that local bar Spuyten Duyvil does not always exhibit the kindest of service, a claim I only feel comfortable saying in such a public forum because several people have had similar experiences. Well, I'm happy to say that the fairly new Spuyten Duyvil Grocery inside the Williamsburg Market on Bedford and N. 5th is the exact opposite.

Wandering in, looking for something nice to bring to Christmas Eve at my sister's, we were met by a friendly and knowledgeable man who took us through the ins and outs of all the brews we were confronted with. The selection, for such a tiny, sliver of a spot is staggering. It looks like the kind of old woodworked shop that might exist as an apothecary haunt Sherlock Holmes would research clues in, or a magical brew store on Diagon Alley.

The number of beers offered is impressive, but so is the variety and rarity. There were many bottles that I had never seen or heard of before.

Oddly, there is very little information online about this tiny shop, but I promise it exists and that you'll walk out satisfied.

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Web Sites of the week

236.com

23/6You might remember Brandon T. Snider from my web pick of the week a while back due to his dream-like life (he's been on Law and Order!!) Well, now you can read more of his funny quips and insight on this comical news site, 23/6: Some of the News/Most of the Time.

Aside from Brandon, the Perez Hilton parodies, using his signature photo scribblings to cover actual news stories and tragedies is A+ stuff.

The site began in early November and is the satiric baby of ginger headed babe Ariana Huffington.

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Laughs of the week

Thriller Prison

thriller prison videoThey say idle hands are the Devil's playthings but it seems that could be amended to say idle hands are the Devil's playthings unless you have a Michael Jackson LP and the will and desire to perform large scale choreographed dance routines. In that case, the idleness of a life sentence behind bars might just looks like an opportunity for practice, practice, practice.

This video shows such a jovial scene, one that could be rewritten into a Cedric the Entertainer and Adam Sandler comedy vehicle, where the crazy idea “that just might work” is to stage a dance routine from jail to prove their innocence. Of course, in reality, these prisoners are drug dealers, rapists, and the head choreographer is a mass murderer (for real).

The performances, rather than outbursts of creativity are actually mandatory, the brain child of the prison overseer Byron Garcia. He's been using dance as a form of exercise for the inmates (they have also performed Sister Act and Jailhouse Rock). The results in the prison have been staggering, there are no fights breaking out, and many of the prisoners feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. Maybe it could be rewritten into a feel good comedy after all. You think I'm joking, but I'd put money down that there is more than one script floating around.

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