Picks for the week of October 30th, 2006

Movies of the week

Suspiria

suspiriaI know, it's unbelievable, but Suspiria is the very first Dario Argento movie to grace Brix Picks. Aside from being a horror film buff, I am also crazy, crazy for Argento, so go figure.

Suspiria
may be his most well known, and it deserves the attention. The stunning first sequence alone is enough to recommend it, not to mention all the crazy and cool stuff that happens the rest of the movie.

One of the last films shot in beautiful Technicolor, Suspiria doesn't just bleed, it bleeds bright, thick, orange-red. The cinematography is dramatic, edgy, and inventive while the sets and locations are truly stunning.

This is the first of Argento's “Three Sisters” trilogy which was followed by Inferno, which also has an amazing set up and one of my favorite scenes in any of his films (the underwater scene with the dead body), but lacks the follow-through of Suspiria. The trilogy, if you believe the rumors, is supposed to be completed sometime next year. Let's hope the delays on that one don't spell trouble.

Over all, many critics site Suspiria as his best work and feel he never lived up to it, but as a fan who has seen nearly all of his movies, there is always something to cherish in each of them, despite their flaws. But if you want flawless, then this is the one to go with as it is totally deserving of its “Masterpiece” status.

Plus it boasts a soundtrack by Goblin (a previous – and actually the first – Brix Pick for album).

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Songs of the week

Monster Mash

monster mashMonster Mash was always the kick-off of the official Halloween party time during my young school days, signifying that the time for learning was over and the time for my favorite day of the year was beginning. Why they thought we could learn anything with the knowledge that costumes – usually a punk for me – and candy, candy candy, waited for us, I'll never know.

Jim and I still play this Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Cryptkickers hit every year for the ghoulish holiday and even when the mood strikes us at other times in the year. Although that's a little bit like playing the wedding march in preparation for taking a shower–it just doesn't work the same magic.

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Hunks of the week

Nick Cave

nick caveI am convinced that the multi talented Nick Cave will make it to every category in my list. He's been in album (with Murder Ballads – don't disappoint me and say you still haven't heard it). He's made my movie pick (as a significant cameo in Wings of Desire). And now he's a well deserving, creepy handsome addition to my hunks. The only thing better than his deepset eyes and Australian jowls are his delightfully bloody and disturbingly poetic lyrics. “Oh! God! Please let me die beneath h(is) fists!”

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Style Icons: Female of the week

Barbara Steele

barbara steeleBefore there was Lisa Marie, there was Barbara Steele – horror muse extraordinaire. With her jagged high cheek bones, cruel and seductive mouth, jet black midnight hair, and her huge possessed and possessing eyes, she is the stuff of both dreams and nightmares.

Her big break as a cult siren was Mario Bava's classic Black Sunday. After that she starred in Roger Corman's Pit and the Pendulum and his lady prison romp Caged Heat while also gracing David Cronenberg's worthwhile zombie/venereal disease/condo hell movie Shivers (aka They Came From Within) and Federico Fellini's most breathtaking 8 1/2. The ultimate witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye and my heart in her hand.

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Desserts of the week

Black Hound Halloween Cakes

black hound halloween cakesWhile not the cheapest little cakes on the planet (one will set you back $7.50), these Black Hound Halloween goodies are gooey and delectable and so worth the splurge.

We tried the Busy Bee Cake which is described as, “Layers of chocolate butter cake, almond butter cake, bittersweet chocolate mousse, and marzipan, all covered in marzipan and orange tinted white ganache and decorated with a chocolate spiderweb and marzipan and chocolate spider.” But even better is the rich chocolate, chocolate mousse.

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Spend a Couple Minutes of the week

Airbrush Halloween Makeup

funny bodypaintMy friend Brett is offering his services, see below…(please note photo is not his work, just an idea I found for all you ladies)

Hey Everybody,
With Halloween falling on a Tuesday this year, I'm guessing there may very well be some costume parties spanning from tomorrow night through to at least Tuesday.

I've decided to get my airbrush from home this Saturday and experiment with doing some high end costume make-up for my costume this year. If anybody would like to have some make-up done on themselves, I'd be happy to help out. The first few I do, I'll just ask for the cost of the make-up. That's probably about 6 to 13 bucks a color depending on the permanence, body coverage and pigment required. Once I get an idea about how much labor it actually is and get comfortabale doing it, I'll will start charging a moderate fee. Of course, having your face painted like member of Blue Man Group would cost you alot less, than having your entire body painted w/ some intricate multicolor design. I doubt any of you would go for full body make-up anyway w/ the weather being so cold. I mean really, which one of you would wanna walk around naked to begin with. I just through that out there to illustrate that the more complex the job, the less like a favor and the more like commissioned work it would become. If anybody is interested e-mail me about when you want it done and what you want to be, or give me a call.

-brett
brettshagen@yahoo.com

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Places to Visit of the week

The Northampton State Hospital

northampton state hospitalIf you've got an appetite for fear and a thirst for horror and for whatever reason you find yourself cruising western Taxachusetts, heading north on Route 5 or 10 (or west on 9, if you're coming from university-saturated Amherst), directly into the heart of rainbow-friendly downtown Northampton (it's bound to happen eventually), you just have to make a left turn right before the gothic town hall-looking structure onto Route 66, drive past the Smith physical plant and athletic fields and glance up to your left. Behold, terror of terrors!

The Northampton State Hospital (formerly known as Northampton Lunatic Hospital) was built way back in the 1850s and has a really interesting history but, like so many of this area's proud mental hospitals, it was closed years ago and the deranged inmates were set free, loosed upon an unsuspecting public.

As scary (and partially inaccurate) as that sounds, the ruins are truly creepy and certainly worth a visit. The property has been slated for redevelopment for years and the buildings are bound to come down eventually so please, embrace your gothy side and make the trip up before it's too late.

But don't repeat the mistake a good friend of mine made when he and 3 pals were arrested for breaking in and now will be cruelly taunted for all eternity by their spouses and girlfriends who have absolutely no tolerance for such stupid, childish antics. Instead of getting cuffed, stuffed, shamed and blamed, do some serious research on the state of today's urban exploration (which I can only imagine isn't quite as low-profile of a crime as it once was with the war on terror raging and any suspicious behavior, as harmless as it may be, drawing the attention of an increasingly vigilant public). Please also read this account of an urban exploration perpetrated in Canada, it's one of my all-time favorites.

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TV Shows of the week

The League of Gentlemen

league of gentlemenOstensibly a comedy, this bizarre BBC import is unquestionably one of the most creepy and disturbing things you will see on TV. Ever.

The three in the “League of Gentlemen”, creators Reece Shearsmith, Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, portray various psychos, lunatics, freaks, jerks, and other grotesques in the sinister country side town of Royston Vasey (fourth creator Jeremy Dyson writes on the show but doesn't act).

Taking their cues from horror films (and in the third and final season, action films), they create jet black dark sketches that will make you laugh, but will also stay with you like a nightmare. This is one show I would never let a child with a vivid imagination watch. Just look at our favorite unsettling characters – Papa Lazarou.

Definitely not a show for everyone, but its unconventional style has earned it a devout legion of fans and cult status.

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Recipes of the week

Pumpkin Ice Cream

pumpkin ice cream ginger cookiesMy friends made this with their fantastic, fancy ice cream maker and we gobbled it up like starving children. Thick and creamy with that pumpkin pie spice, it sat perfectly on the equally delicious home made gingerbread cookies.

For the Pumpkin Ice Cream:
1 can pumpkin pie filling
1 cup heavy cream
1 1/4 cups simple syrup (1 part water to 1 part sugar)
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves (we used nutmeg instead since we had no cloves)
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
In a bowl, mix together all of the ingredients. Pour the mixture into an electric ice-cream maker. Freeze for 20 minutes, or follow the instructions for your ice cream machine.

for the Gingerbread Cookies:
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon ginger
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup vegetable oil
1 cup sugar plus 1 tablespoon (for sprinkling)
1 large egg (at room temperature)
1/2 cup light unsulphured molasses

Preheat oven to 350. In a small bowl, combine the dry ingredients (except the sugar) and set aside. In a large bowl on the medium speed of a mixer, beat the oil and the sugar for 2-3 minutes. add the egg and molasses and beat well. add the dry ingredients and mix throughly. drop rounded teaspoonfulls onto an ungreased cookie sheet, leaving several between for expansion. sprinkle lightly with extra sugar. bake for 12 minutes. cool the cookie, then remove from sheet and cool completely.

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Books of the week

Skeleton Crew

skeleton crewPeople differ on which collection is better, this one or Night Shift. While I agree that the Night Shift cover with the bandaged seeing-eye hand slightly beats out the “Monkey Shines” Skeleton Crew, I still to most recommend Skeleton Crew, if you really had to pick just one for this holiday season.

The biggest reasons are the two most memorable stories in the collection. First, “The Mist“, which exemplifies all of King's tropes at their best: blue collar dudes mixed up in sudden and terrifying supernatural occurrences, in this case, you guessed it, a mist. The other is “The Raft” a thrilling tale of impending doom. Ever re-readable, I plan on buying this collection again (our copy's been read to tattered bits till it disappeared) and reading it to get chills and thrills.

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Albums of the week

6 Feet Deep

gravediggaz 6 feet deep6 Feet Deep is a catchy, wickedly fun Frankenstein album made of one part hardcore rap, one part horror movie parody, and one part trippy ultra violence.

The Gravediggaz
are a super group with Prince Paul at the helm with RZA from Wu Tang, the recently and sadly passed away rapper Poetic, and Frukwan.

It sounds like they are all having a blast making this ghoulishly entertaining album and you will have a blast listening. With lyrics like “Yo RZA, how many bites did it take you to chew your fuckin arm off?” and “I've been examined ever since I was semen, They took a sonogram and seen the image of a demon” how can you not?

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Style Icons: Male of the week

Alice Cooper

alice cooperMy obsession with Alice Cooper is no secret, after all I dressed as him last Halloween (not that a single goofus in my office knew who I was). His songs rule (mostly) and his stage performances amaze me. I would behead myself (as he does on stage with a huge guillotine manned by a sexy devil broad) just to go back in time to see his 1975 Welcome To My Nightmare Tour. But I will probably have to settle for the DVD and my imagination.

Put some Cooper on this Halloween and really get into the mood for a night of mischief and mayhem!

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Restaurants of the week

Lima’s Taste

lima's tasteLima's Taste is a cozy Peruvian restaurant in the West Village that's got cow hearts on the menu. Scaaarry! And delicious! In fact, the anticucho cow heart appetizer was the highlight of my meal, very tender with a spicy and creamy dipping sauce that I would love to have a jar of to slather on everything.

Everyone gave thumbs up to their meals. I enjoyed the Aji de Pollo while Jim raved about his Lomo Saltado which had tender chunks of beef and vegetables in a tangy marinade. There are plenty of options for vegetarians as well and not just as tofu after thoughts.

I recommend reservations as the place is not huge and fills up quickly. The owner, who reminded me of my friend's dad, was accommodating and attentive, to the point that I wondered if he thought I was a reviewer. Which felt pretty cool.

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Spend a Couple Hours of the week

The Forest of Fear

forest of fearSo, what happens when the Renaissance Faire closes down? The Forest of Fear sets up across the street. Tons of fun is to be had in this mostly outdoor faire including awesome photo ops (see left), tons of crap to buy, an insane clown maze, axe throwing, and?actors in costume harassing you and each other.

There is the Slaughterhouse with “more than 20 rooms of horrifying terror”, and the scariest house of all (seriously we were grabbing each other and screaming) is the one that is just pitch black, that's it – pitch black and the most honestly terrified I've been.

Just be forewarned what you will not find here is booze. We went two years ago (don't we look younger) and I've found it to be the best Halloween activity so far, but who knows what awaits us this year. I'll let you know.

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Places to Visit of the week

The Slaughtered Lamb

slaughtered lambThere are few cheesier and more touristy spots than The Slaughtered Lamb that are this fun in New York, let alone the West Village. Our waitress seemed puzzled by our presence there, and even more puzzled when I asked if it was okay that I had not reserved a table. I understood her confusion when I realized the place was empty, and it remained empty throughout our dinner and many drinks.

Now, I can not recommend it for its food, but my friends happily imbibed many Full Moon Ales from their impressively large beer menu. But the whole point of a visit is the ambiance with its fake corpses, “creepy” portraits and a life size model of a werewolf and his sexy prey.

I hear this place actually fills up with frat boy types and tourists on the weekends, and that is too frightening, even for me.

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Web Sites of the week

News Map

news mapNewsMap- Because nothing is scarier than knowing exactly how often shots are fired, homes are ablaze, banks are robbed, cars have accidents, and people are stabbed… and how very close.

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Laughs of the week

Monster Parties, Fact or Fiction

monster parties fact or fiction mr showWatch the Mr. Show's brilliant sketch about Monster theme songs. It gets two squeeks because it's the funniest of all!

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