I didn't know crazy Bai Ling had a blog until it was mentioned in a snippet about her LAX shoplifting. It is genius. Well, as genius as it is hilariously moronic. Her insane use of language reminds me of my favorite myspace blog that I just can't mention here, because if the blogger happened to read this and know how much it cracks me up, they'll make it private.
Here are some quotes:
“it takes the Dust and cloud away from you, give you back your innocent”
“Here I am in Albuquerque with my heart feeling sad, and my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes.”
“It is a beautiful day for lovers, for romace, beauty mystry dancing in the light of the sexy red wine……”
“Eat dumplings and Ware red!”
Actually, her naive nature and general bonkersness has pretty much enchanted me.